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The Glorious 12 Days of Father’s Day!

It's one of MamaBear's Favorite Holidays!

Because she realizes….

Since fatherhood is a 24 x 7 x 52 x 60 odd years job, why is there only ONE day to celebrate it?

Well??? Thus, she's borrowed another holiday's favorite song and revamped it to fit The Day of Dads. Hope you enjoy! 

And here we go (be sure to click on each picture to see where it takes you!):

Wheeee!

12 Days of Father's Day

On the first day of Father's Day, my family gave to me:

A self-pruning Twitter Budgie Twitter Tree!

Twitter Budgie Tree


 

On the second day of Father's Day, my family gave to me:

2 Throwdown Pro Series MMA Cages
(great to relieve office stress!)

Throwdown MMA Cage
and A self-pruning Twitter Budgie Twitter Tree!


 

On the third day of Father's Day, my family gave to me:

3 Golden Samurai Suits of Armor
(when "Style" needs that extra oomph)

Gold Samurai

2 Throwdown Pro Series MMA Cages, and A self-pruning Twitter Budgie Twitter Tree!


 

On the fourth day of Fathers's Day, my family gave to me:

4 Angsting Children
(you really thought I'd forget about this one?)

Drama Queen

 

3 Golden Samurai Suits of Armor, 2 Throwdown Pro Series MMA Cages, and A self-pruning Twitter Budgie Twitter Tree!


 

On the fifth day of Father's Day, my family gave to me:

5 heavenly seconds of PEEEEEEEACE!!!!!!
(Okay I lied, I meant, 5 nanoseconds….  :) )

md 5miracle For that Special Dad   Presenting the 12 Days of Fathers Day!

4 angsting children, 3 Golden Samurai Suits of Armor, 2 Throwdown Pro Series MMA Cages, and A self-pruning Twitter Budgie Twitter Tree!


 

On the sixth day of Father's Day, my family gave to me:

6 RoboMowers
(because they're just so cool!)

RoboMowers

5 heavenly seconds of PEEEEEEEACE! 4 angsting children, 3 Golden Samurai Suits of Armor, 2 Throwdown Pro Series MMA Cages, and A self-pruning Twitter Budgie Twitter Tree!

 


 

On the seventh day of Father's Day, my family gave to me:

7 Icon A5 Personal Flying Air Crafts
(Other dads only have CARS to pick up their angsting teens from school!)

Private Jet

6 RoboMowers, 5 heavenly seconds of PEEEEEEEACE! 4 angsting children, 3 Golden Samurai Suits of Armor, 2 Throwdown Pro Series MMA Cages, and A self-pruning Twitter Budgie Twitter Tree!


 

On the eighth day of Father's Day, my family gave to me:

8 "Armed with Equations of Math Instruction" T-shirts
(when you've said MATH, you've said it all!)

Armed With Math

7 Icon A5 Personal Flying Air Crafts, 6 RoboMowers, 5 heavenly seconds of PEEEEEEEACE! 4 angsting children, 3 Golden Samurai Suits of Armor, 2 Throwdown Pro Series MMA Cages, and A self-pruning Twitter Budgie Twitter Tree!


 

On the nineth day of Father's Day, my family gave to me:

9 Telemarketer Trouncers
(but that's not all!  If you order now….  :)   )

Anvils!

8 "Armed with Equations of Math Instruction" T-shirts, 7 Icon A5 Personal Flying Air Crafts, 6 RoboMowers, 5 heavenly seconds of PEEEEEEEACE! 4 angsting children, 3 Golden Samurai Suits of Armor, 2 Throwdown Pro Series MMA Cages, and A self-pruning Twitter Budgie Twitter Tree!


 

On the tenth day of Father's Day, my family gave to me:

10 Diamond iPhone Cases
(Doubles as a baby teething toy too!)

Diamond iPhone Cases

9 Telemarketer Trouncers, 8 "Armed with Equations of Math Instruction" T-shirts, 7 Icon A5 Personal Flying Air Crafts, 6 RoboMowers, 5 heavenly seconds of PEEEEEEEACE! 4 angsting children, 3 Golden Samurai Suits of Armor, 2 Throwdown Pro Series MMA Cages, and A self-pruning Twitter Budgie Twitter Tree!


 

On the eleventh day of Father's Day, my family gave to me:

11 cups of coffee
(forgive me, I meant, Paradise in a Cup)

md 11coffee For that Special Dad   Presenting the 12 Days of Fathers Day!

10 Diamond iPhone Cases, 9 Telemarketer Trouncers, 8 "Armed with Equations of Math Instruction" T-shirts, 7 Icon A5 Personal Flying Air Crafts, 6 RoboMowers, 5 heavenly seconds of PEEEEEEEACE! 4 angsting children, 3 Golden Samurai Suits of Armor, 2 Throwdown Pro Series MMA Cages, and A self-pruning Twitter Budgie Twitter Tree!


 

On the twelfth day of Father's Day, my family gave to me:

12 Heartfelt Hugs
(as only your kids can do!)

Hugs!

11 cups of coffee, 10 Diamond iPhone Cases, 9 Telemarketer Trouncers, 8 "Armed with Equations of Math Instruction" T-shirts, 7 Icon A5 Personal Flying Air Crafts, 6 RoboMowers, 5 heavenly seconds of PEEEEEEEACE! 4 angsting children, 3 Golden Samurai Suits of Armor, 2 Throwdown Pro Series MMA Cages, and A self-pruning Twitter Budgie Twitter Tree!

 


 

I hope you enjoyed the above!  Please do feel free to share it with dads you know.  And let me now close with the following wish:

Happy Father's Day!

Parent Powerfully,

— MamaBear

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